On Playing the Bongos
Words by Vince Vanguard Vainglorious  
 

Whenever I hold the double bongos, I can’t resist playing.
 
I love to hear that sound.
 
I can’t wait to get started and sometimes must be told to stop.
 
It’s such a beautiful instrument, round and firm with its beautiful skin stretched ever so tight.
 
My hand vigorously strikes one side repeatedly until its time to strike the other.
 
Sometimes I am inspired to improvise and play both sides at one time.
 
It’s more about the technique than the actual melody.
 
Remember the drummer’s main duty is to keep the beat.
 
The drummer’s inspiration must always be the rhythm.
 
To keep the drum in good working order, it is best not to bang it too hard.
 
It is suggested that you oil the drum well to improve its condition
 
Even a fine well made tight drum can only take so much banging.
 
There’s an art to beating the drums well.
 
You must strike the skin firmly but not too hard.
 
On occasion though your accompanist may request you beat the drum harder.
 
Such a request is rare, so when offered the chance you must oblige.
 
Like all fine instruments good drums are all delicate and each quite different.
 
The smaller brown ones can produce an excellent honey sweet tone.
 
Their smooth shiny skin is a pleasure for the eyes and a treat for the ears.
 
Personally I prefer the larger deep dark tight firm round ones with an earthy tone
 
They inspire a primal emotion in me that reminds me of real African Drums.
 
If you select one of a lighter hue, you may need to oil it well so as not to bruise the skin.
 
The light ones come in many sizes like the others, but may require a higher level of maintenance.
 
Playing the drums is a special talent and requires the right amount of skill and restraint.
 
Not everyone will be pleased with the results or able to appreciate your talent.
 
Learning to play can be a noisy and painful undertaking, so it is suggested that you request permission before starting.
 
If you learn your craft and do the job well though, a good time will be had by all and you will be rewarded with tears of joy.

 
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